I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins