When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…