The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
