I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

I don’t get mad I get odd

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel