Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come