Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come