Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie