In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it