It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it