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Chris Gaither

Spokesman for a Veneration

Everybody worships something
But that something is amiss
Hero worship is one thing
But heroin’s an abyss
Invisible from the One Ring
So, virtually anonymous
We’re soon enough succumbing
To a painless state of bliss
Where there’s no pain from the numbing
And no gain from nothingness

Other works by Chris Gaither...
“There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known”

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
“Anger leads to hate”

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The Picture of Health

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Haiku

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Guilty By and Large

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
A Woman Knows What She Wants and That’s Her Biggest Problem

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Haiku

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Your Prompt Attention to This Antimatter Will Be Greatly Remunerated

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
Democracy Is for Grown-ups

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Haiku

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
Nothing Is More Threatening to the Self-loathing Than the Power of Love

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
God Has Your Number: Your Will to Power Gives Away All Your God-given Power

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
How to be a Good White Liberal

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The Logic of Our Times

In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
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Own Your Choices, or They Will Own You

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat



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