Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
