I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…