The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love