Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together