If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle