The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won