If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

One thing I could do Was need control

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times