I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices