If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
