When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found