I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor