If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost