It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
