Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

I want what you want so I want a cow

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

We’ve gone from Man’s Search for Meaning To Cyborgs’ search for attention Man’s search for meaning is self-s…