Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
