Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time