When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
If you Buy it You might Like it
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
I don’t get mad I get odd
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel