I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…