A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
