Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said
