When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–