I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know