If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator