My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best