The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat