I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
