When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-