Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories