The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel