Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric