Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world