The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience