Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
100% of success is showing up on time
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
