You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork