When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance