Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary