There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans