I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth