There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
