And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people