By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
