The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture