When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA