Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain