Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
