Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias