For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral